yk how in like 2019 you would lose mutuals overnight to kpop. it feels like the modern equivalent of that is mutuals becoming a blog abt either star trek or wrestling overnight
waking up to find that your beloved mutual now exclusively posts about trade agreements between the cardassians and the ferengi or the gayest moments on aew live
Rich. In a bad way. Velvety smooth on the way down. Leaves a thin, filmy, unpleasant coating on the inside of your mouth when you swallow. Carbonation from the beer feels caustic on the tongue. The fizz goes away alarmingly fast.
TASTE:
Notes of bad quality ice cream or yogurt, chemical sour, fermented funk, tonsil stones, and bread. Reminds me of eggnog but missing literally everything that makes eggnog good. Flavours intensify as time passes & the drink warms, but it reaches an eventual Flavour Peak and rapidly plummets to tasting like nothing. (This might have also been me building up an immunity to the drink as time went on.)
REVIEW:
It wasn’t TOO foul and it wasn’t TOO thick. But it went down hard and it wasn’t good. It made me feel I was made of wood. Didn’t make me feel like I was going to hurl, though! Which I suppose is ideal for a drink for a long night. I cannot imagine the goat milk original is much better. I wouldn’t recommend drinking this. If you love to have bad ideas like me, though, then I probably can’t talk you out of this. CHEERS!!!
ALT
